MY LITTLE BROTHER HAS CANCER

not many sleeps to go Bros well getting in the mood...only two more radio therapy sessions next week

Chemo Charlie update

Well it was off to Christies again for more treatment this time radio therapy to zap the little tumours.

I didn’t accompany bro this week  (some of us have to work) but I have had updates off  the kids who went with him ( well its cheaper than taking them to a panto) tight fooker!!! Anyhow all went well with the treatment this week and the kids enjoyed their days out???

 However something strange happened to bro on his way home from his night out last night …it would appear that his nose suddenly started to glow red. He wouldn’t have noticed but cars kept stopping when they saw him as he walked down the street. Course, he phoned me and I had to go and have a look…..Piss Funny!!!!   Anyway been on to Christies this morning and spoke to his consultant Mr Mustapha Lukatfatti , who works in the Concology  Department.  .  I explained to him that Bros hooter has gone luminous and at night it glows red and he looks a bigger t*** than normal. Mr Mustapha Llukatfatti explained that it could be Acute Radiation Syndrome Effect (A.R.S.E) and it was quite a rare occurrence and he only knew of two other people that have suffered this side effect which happens due to the steroids one takes with the radiation therapy. The two people that he knew were actually two celebrities, one being the late  Danny La Rue and the other being the Swedish actor Dolph Lundgren, so bro was in quite group. Yes claim to fame….Rue, Dolph and bro….!!! Anyway he went on to say that the effects should only last a few months but they could also reach other parts of his extremities…. Oh dear..  On a good note, word has got about and he has been offered a job has Coco the Clown in  Billy Smarts circus at Heaton Park for 3 days in May next year, and he has been offered 3 days work as a stand in for Dale the Chipmunk in June in a remake of the Walt Disney classic…However that would be 6 days work in 2014 and bro thinks that working twice as much has he did in 2013 might take its toll on him….we will have to see……Tis the season to be jolly…

RUE,DOLPH AND BRO

You know Potsy and Kelly 

And  Karen and Jane

Viki and  Andrea 

And  Katrina and Elaine

But do you recall

The most famous Warby of all?

Eccy the luminous nosed fooker,

Had a nose that glowed all red .

And if you saw the fat t***

You would piss yourself at his head

All of his mates at warbys

Called him Chernobyl and cancer head

They wouldn’t let him therefore

Make any of their bread

Then one foggy Monday morn

Bro turned into work for once

His boss said  “fek me eccy”

You fekin red nosed ponce!!!

Then all  the other workers

Laughed and  clapped on their job

They cant wait for little brother

To come and show them his red knob!!