Deciding to go for a family meal
At an “all you can eat” Chinese buffet…
At 6.99 Phew!! What a deal..
So they booked three table at Wai Yu Mun Chings
To seat about twelve or thirteen
Girls on the right .Boys on the left,
And the fat fooker , at the one in between..
Well they all got a plate and all licking their lips,
They all reached for a little to begin,
Except for fat bro with a mountainous plate,
And from his three fat chins emerged a big grin.
Well he munched through the lot in the space of three mins
And has his bald cancer head started to perspire
They had to go and get him a knife and a fork
Cos his fekin two chopsticks set on fire
Well back for plate two, the greedy git went
And filled it again but with more,
And a button then popped from the top of his pants
And rolled like a wheel cross the floor
Well they now were all full, except for fat bro
The fat fooker had only just started
And another button popped as he let out a burp
And a smirk came to his face as he farted
Plate three and plate four were quickly devoured
And he was too full to get up for another
So he said “sister Sue will you get us plate Five”
“And will you get us plate six” dearest mother
Well then a china man came in an apron of white
And he stared at bro with a look of disgust
And said “look there Sum Ting Wong here”
If you eat any more you will bust
“ But its an all you can eat for 6.99”
Exclaimed bro has he gobbled some more
But the china man said your on plate fekin seven
Yu So Dum you wont fit through the door
Well bro was aggrieved he was feeling hard done
Has his son William brought the fat git plate eight
A large prawn curry on a bed of steamed rice
Not fried cos he was watching his weight,
Well the chinaman flipped, and with help from two more
Escorted bro to the door with some force
But bro was still munching with a fork in each hand
A balanced diet you might say for his ninth course
Well they pushed and they pulled when they got to the door
On account of the fat fookers belly
“Just one last thing” said bro with some cheek
a doggy bag for when im home watching telly
With one angry push and with a great big plop
Out of the door bros bit fat gut did go
As Confucius say “before you do all you can eat”
Take a look at my fat fooking bro!!
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