Now bearing in mind that i picked him up from mothers who lives near the albany at 8.05 am (where he was just mopping up the last few drips of egg from his full brekky with a bean soaked final piece of fried bread..fat lazy fooker..) and heywood market is a third of a mile away from there and we were only 5 mins in William Hill and ten minutes on Heywood market...oh and i forgot 5 minutes in the pound shop were the optimistic fooker bought a 5 year diary for the bowls...i bought a 2014 one and tore out october and november and December and give him that.....hee hee
Anyway its 10.30 am now.....so i am ringing Christies because you have to, if you notice any adverse side effects of the cheemo.... i spoke to his consultant Mr Mustapha Lukatfatti and explained the latest side effect which was that the little fat fooker was unable to put his left foot more than 3 inches in front of his right one and his right foot more than 3 inches in front of his left and it just took 2 and a half hours to walk half a mile. Mr Mustapha Lukatfatti sounded a bit baffled but said that it could be a rare condition which was a similar side effect that myxomitosis gives.. where ...the upper organ of the abdomen when lipoprotein lipase activity has been overdone can decrease the corneal ability to observe the extremities of the feet resulting in a crossing of the cordular system and a spastic gait when walking....
I asked Mr Mustapha Lukatfatti if he could explain it in laymans terms so i could understand...he said the little fat fooker has ate too much and his belly is so big he cant see his shoes and hes fastened the right lace to the left and the left lace to the right and subsequently hes walking like a T**t..........................
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