CLAIRE….BY Gilbert O Sullivan
Hair…..I looked in the mirror up there,
My eyes popped from my head, yes I swear
I was bald as a coot, with just the odd root,
And then, I knew that I was in for some trouble
I rubbed with my hand and felt stubble
I wish it would grow, but it would only glow.
And try…. as hard as I might do, to grow it back,
It looks like its had a back sack and crack,
I shudder a little when people look up and smile,
I am going to be known as cue ball for quite a while
Oh hair,…. hair…..
Hair …I suppose I could get me a wig
An helmet and look like the Stig
I look like a t*** …I am getting an hat
But why ?, in spite of its looks, why do I cry ?
When I have a bath or a shower its easy to dry
When I walk down the street I’m feeling dapper and dandy
And I hear someone say ..its fooking Mahatma Ghandi
Oh Hair ..Hair
Hair… I am starting to really despair..
You might think I’m a looney
With a transplant like Rooney
No you can’t have Brylcreem
There is enough of a gleem…… but wait
While I in an effort to give it a comb
And I know what you think. Fek me Chrome dome!!
It can be murder falling out lock by lock
And its making me look like a fat balding cock..
Oh Hair….Hair
Oh….Hair…rrr..rrr
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