Chemo charlie update
Well what a few days i have had with that bro of mine he
doesn’t half cause me some grief. I came back from my hols a few days earlier
than bro and left him enjoying himself for another week. He has only been out
of my sight for a few days and already hes lost something and altough he has
looked everywhere he cannot find it anywhere.It wouldnt be so bad but he has
had it for over 50years and he has always had it with him, he has never gone anywhere
without it not even to bed.. What is it?? His APPETITE!!! Yes somewhere during
our holidays, or after, he has lost it and he is devestated. Now he had it the
morning before we went on holiday
because i went to the doctors with him because he had some stomach cramps, The
doctor asked him what he had eaten the day before and bro replied 3 sausage
rolls 2 bacon and egg mcmuffins 2 mars bars 3 packets of crisps, chicken chow
mein, pudding and chips with gravy, 3 cheese toasties, 4 donuts , 2 choc ices and a diet coke. The doctor took a look at his
belly and said that the cramps were probably because he was hungry!! So he must
have had it on holiday. Now Babs our sis is sure he had it with him the Monday morning
when we travelled down, because he had 3 wetabix with berries...Cad berries.. and poached egg on toast and a bowl full of
porridge with honey before we left her
house at 10am and he still wanted to stop for a bacon roll at mcdonalds before
the 11am cut off for breakfast , so he had it then. Now my investigations have
found that he may have lost it on the Friday i came home because he met a lady
called Laura and she told me that she asked him if he fancied some egg and bacon
for breakfast and he had replied “No the viagra he was taking had took the edge off his appetite” At lunchtime
she asked him again if he fancied a burger or sandwich or sausage roll or
something, and he had replied ” No i think the Viagra has taken the edge of my
appetite” she asked him agaiin at dinnertime if he fancied a pizza or fish and
chips”No i think the viagra has taken the edge of my appetite” . Anyway she
told me that eventually she had to tell him to get off cos she was fekin
starving!!! ! So its a little non conclusive that. So i might have to trace his
steps a bit further than that. Now im not sure if he had it in the caravan on
the Thusday because there was a box of Pringles on the table and he didnt eat
any, but that might of been the fact that he couldnt get his chubby fekin hands
in the tube.!! Now he did tell me that he was trying to lose about 2 stone
while he was on holiday and that was going well because just before i left he
weighed himself and he only had 3 stone to go. So from that i can deduct that
he lost his appetite after i left him. Ive looked in my case and i cant see it
there, so i didnt pack it by mistake. Babs says it wasnt in her case. She tells
me that he had it in Wolverhampton on the Monday because he went to weight
watchers with her and he dropped a bag of mlatesers on the floor and she had
laughed because she said it was like the human version of the Hungry Hippos
game, so he had it then. I asked him if he looked in his pockets for it and he
said he has emptied them and all there is is 45 empty chocolate eclair wrappers
3 twix papers 6 crisp packets, and a packet of Rennies.So i am continuing the
search for Bros appetite. He is not the same person since he lost it. If any
one has seen it or has any information that may lead us to its whereabouts we would
be grateful for any leads. I think we will lose the fat fooker if it isnt found
soon and got back to him......
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